Personalised Funny Retirement Gift Candle, 20cl, Soy Wax
Ideal for anyone searching for a retirement or job change gift that perfectly balances humour with heartfelt meaning. This beautifully scented soy wax candle offers a playful yet thoughtful way to say goodbye to a coworker heading off on new adventures. It’s a farewell gift that brings a smile while reminding them how much they’ll be missed—making every goodbye just that little bit sweeter.
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They come in a choice of 3 very beautiful scents English Pear & Freesia, Red Berry Kiss and Velvet Rose. Or if you just prefer the simple glow of a candle we have them in Unscented as well.
Choose from the following scents:
❤️ English Pear & Freesia - our version of the popular ladies perfume. A fragrance with fresh top notes of bergamot, lemon and pear. Soft notes of magnolia, orchid, rose and Muguet creates the soft heart, followed by a base of musks, dry amber and a touch of patchouli.
❤️ Red Berry Kiss - a sparkling opening of crisp apple, fresh green leaf, and zesty lemon sets a refreshing and uplifting tone, like the first toast of the evening. At its heart, a luscious blend of cranberry, grape, peach, rose, and strawberry unfolds, filling the air with juicy sweetness and warmth. Finally, a rich base of musk and fruity accords lingers long into the night, creating a fun yet intoxicating aroma that feels both opulent and inviting.
❤️ Velvet Rose - A luxurious blend of blooming roses layered with juicy damson plum and blackcurrant, Velvet Rose is rich, romantic, and irresistibly smooth. Be transported to flowering Arabian rose gardens on a bright summer day, where fruity and floral aromas entwine effortlessly with a delicate touch of spice.
❤️ Unscented - For those who just like the glow of a candle
Some moments don’t need explanations — just comfort.
Smells Like Abandonment – Retirement Candle
Because nothing says “we’ll miss you” quite like humour.
Our Smells Like Abandonment soy wax candle is the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for a coworker who’s escaping the daily grind — whether they’re retiring, moving on to a new job, or finally breaking free from meetings that could’ve been emails.
Hand-poured with natural soy wax, this candle burns cleanly and evenly while filling the room with a comforting, feel-good fragrance (unlike the smell of the office microwave). It’s funny, thoughtful, and just the right amount of humour — the ultimate desk-to-home transition gift.
✨ Why It’s a Great Gift
Made with 100% natural soy wax
Clean-burning and long-lasting
Hand-poured in small batches
Funny yet thoughtful retirement or leaving gift
A guaranteed laugh before the tears
🎁 Perfect For
Coworker retirement gifts
Leaving or new job presents
Office Secret Santa
Work besties who are abandoning you
Farewell desks and final-day celebrations
Welcome home to warmth and comfort. Our soy wax candles are lovingly hand-poured in small batches, bringing a touch of everyday luxury to your space.
🌿 Why You’ll Love Them
100% Natural Soy Wax – Clean, eco-friendly burn with no nasty toxins.
Long-Lasting Scent – Fills your room with a beautiful aroma.
Minimalist Style – A sleek, timeless design that fits any décor.
Hand-Poured with Care – Each candle is crafted with love, poured in small batches, ensuring quality in every burn.
20cl Size (Approx 155g of wax) – Perfect for every room including bathrooms, bedrooms, desks.
✨ Burn Time
20cl - Approximately 30 hours of beautifully even, clean burn.
🫶 Sustainable & Kind
We use natural soy wax, high-quality fragrance oils and recyclable glass jars. Our candles are vegan, cruelty-free, and made with love for both you and the planet.
🕯️ How to Get the Best From Your Candle
Trim the wick to 5mm before each burn.
Allow the wax to melt to the edges for an even pool.
Burn for no more than 4 hours at a time to extend its life.
🛍️ Add to basket now to bring a touch of natural warmth and fragrance to your home. Perfect as a gift for loved ones—or a treat just for you.